Flying Saucer

This has got to be the most mind-blowing gadget I have seen in recent years. It may not be rocket science but I am totally blown away. I could already see how futuristic it would make my room- if only I could put on my hands on it. Sadly, it is not even for sale.

Let me introduce to you the Void LD Player...This little thing is currently the world's smallest LP player that has a built-in motor, amplifier and speaker.

If grandma sees it, she would definitely think she has lived a ripe old age to witness a spaceship. This innovation is so electronically-forward that my CD player looks almost like a gramophone now.

((Haha, I seem to have a thing for items that suspend in air (recall my previous entry was about suspended bodies)).

The LP is carried into thin air, as it plays music, by a magnetic and auto-calibrating control system. The record player is no other than the small red sphere! It is a self-running player which contains a needle, speaker and an amplifier. How cool is that?! If only everything could be as compact and self-sustaining.

I can roughly understand the magnetic field theory behind the floating disc, but I still cannot decipher how the little red dot manages to 'run' along the LP's circumference.

Another amazing thing is that you can actually determine the levitation. Just a 'push' of a transparent button, you can control the elevation level! It's almost freaky.

Please check out more wacky stuff from this brilliant designer-and-innovator, Rhea Jeong. Hahaha why can't I stop being gleeful that it's a she.

Shop Lift

Another masterpiece by Denis Darzacq, guest photographer for LE MONDE D'HERMÈS Autome - Hiver 2009. Without the slightest digital trickery, he did more than catch a glimpse of weightlessness. It was said that 'he invented perspectives that lead the eye beyond rationed space and predictable time'.

How appropriately named. Shop Lift - Bodies lifted, and floating, in a local corner shop.

Among the neat rows of shelves and well-aligned merchandise, their incongruity do not seem to disrupt the supermarket's tranquility. Their suspended bodies, not falling nor rising, are not abrupt strangeness among the cartons of milk or shampoos. Isn't it a subtle beauty, that such forceful actions could simultaneously be a type of grace?

This is my favourite. How cute.

I could almost feel a moment of stillness. Did you hold your breath too, while looking at the pictures?

The models deserve as much applaud as the photographer. To get the perfect timing, these models must have slammed to the ground countless times. Hope no one was injured during the photography. Hahaha it starts to seem funny when I start imagining the shooting process.

Carla Bruni

Personality of the week (Or month, 'cause I, myself, don't know how often I blog.)

= Carla Gilberta Bruni Tedeschi

Well don't be puzzled, it's just Carla Bruni. We all know she's the first lady of France, wife of President Sarkozy. And that she was a model. Full stop. Initially I wanted to blog more on her music and fashion as I find them really worth mentioning. Very soothing for the ears, she has quite a unique, slightly husky voice.

Hmm I kinda like her. Taken nude pics.. so what? A man-eater.. so what? I like her voice. I like that she plays her own guitar. I like that she is aging gracefully.

While I dug more information, I couldn't help but wanna share more gossips with you guys. You can simply wikipedia her, but here, I save you the trouble.

Some shock factors:

• Carla Bruni was never French till she married President Sarkozy, she was born in Turin, Italy.
• She is a heiress to the fortune created by the Italian tire manufacturing company CEAT, founded in the 1920s by her grandfather Virginio Bruni Tedeschi.
• She went to Paris to study art and architecture (wow), but left school at 19 to become a model.
• Bruni was signed with City Models by Paul Marciano, president and creative director of Guess.
• By the 1990s, Bruni was among the 20 highest-paid fashion models
• She was involved with Eric Clapton, Louis Bertignac, Mick Jagger (Jagger's wife acknowledged his affair with Bruni was a reason for their separation) and former French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius (double wow).
• Debut album, Quelqu'un m'a dit, was produced in 2002, produced by ex-lover Louis Bertignac.

What a life yea? Heiress to highest-paying model to singer and now, a President's wife.

How's the song you are hearing now? It's from her first album, Quelqu'un m'a dit. I'm loving it! I chanced upon it from a CD store a couple of years ago, all I did was "wow she sings." That's about it. Until recently Dickson sent me a Youtube link (Thanks man!).

I think the nude pictures are quite tastefully done.

Last year, a bag maker featured a nude shot of the French first lady taken during her supermodelling youth. Oops, they got sued in the end. I think this is the photo.

Hey Kitty

Hey kitty kitty kitty....

Which is the the most famous pussy in the world? No effort needed, it's Hello Kitty, definitely. She wins hands-down. Actually I have been wondering for years why this Japanese without-a-mouth cat can be a world-wide phenomenon. The most bewildering part is.. where the hell did her voice come from (in the cartoon)?? Yes, Kitty has its own cartoon series.

She is so powerful that she has collaborated with so many world-reknown brands, at such fast pace, that you could hardly say K--I-T-T-Y.

This year is their 35th anniversary. Imagine what magic they have up their sleeve. Since beginning of the year, Kitty has been a really busy cat.


FLIK FLAK

I'm not surprised by this. Hello Kitty is for kids anyway.






ASICS


For Asics, I'm surprised that they have kids' size.






MAC Cosmetics

I've always associate MAC with sexuality and bright colours, which is totally Dita Von Teese, Dita Von teese, Dita Von Teese!! Not Hello Kitties! (pun intended) :)



"MAC has been mining pop culture since the brand was founded,” said John Demsey, group president of the Estée Lauder Cos. Inc. “This is a sexy and innocent fashion line, and a true MAC moment. In these times, everyone can use a little fun — and a little Kitty.”

“The partnership was a no-brainer,” said James Gager, senior vice president and creative director of MAC Worldwide. “We cater to people who love to play with makeup.”

“To me, MAC Hello Kitty embodies the ultimate beauty icon,” said Jennifer Balbier, senior vice president of product development for MAC Worldwide.

I wonder why they say that. Is Hello Kitty even sexy? Hmmm does she wear makeup? From what I know, she definitely cannot wear lipstick. Ha.


ON PEDDER

Hong Kong luxury-accessory retailer has collaborated with leading designers and brands to produce limited-edition T-shirts, shoes, bags,costume jewellery and eyewear inspired by the mouthless wonder. Think Anne-Claire Petit, Havaianas, Les Bijoux de Sophie, Linda Farrow, Milk on the Rocks, Repetto and Vabene. The collection was only unveiled in September.



LADY GAGA




Oooh I'm excited about this one! Aside from posing sexy with photographer Mario Testino, Lady Gaga will also be celebrating the 35th anniversary of the world’s most iconic Pussy. Lady Gaga will be one of the key art pieces in the exhibit held in NY and LA in October.

Weird, but exciting! Kitty turning sexy...




Last but definitely not least, Kitty Lab in Singapore! I really think it's gonna be humongous!
Event will be held 14th to 29th November at Singapore EXPO (hall 1) , from 9am to 11pm daily.


Click picture for link.

Guess Who

Who this???




Tada! This WAS her. Remember I blogged about Lily Allen sometime back, about her turning into a pretty lady after being picked by Karl Lagerfeld as his muse? See how he transformed her once more.


I want to be Karl's friend too...




ELLE UK October 2009 issue






Magazine GQ October 2009 issue

Hot hot hot.

For the two hundred and sixty seventh time, I want to advise my readers not to read my entries with 100% seriousness. 75% is sufficient.

I am referring to my previous entry about friends always asking me the same questions all the time. It was meant to be a funny one. Oh c'monnnn. If you feel that it was an angsty me, you are so wrong. In other words, you my friend, don't know me well enough or you are a very serious person who takes things super literally, non? To understand my style, my sense of humour, I urge you to watch more Hollywood cheap flicks or befriend more gays. They have a wicked sarcasm, I like.

Some phrases are exaggerated like how I complained I've said it 'two hundred and sixty seventh times' when in fact I only did it thirty four times? Some are plain wicked to bring out the sarcasm to piss you off and piss in your pants. Some of just dumb. You know, blondes are dumb but they are funny just by being that colour.

While I was ranting to Shiwei about the comment I received for that particular entry, she broke me off saying "But why.. I thought it was really funny. I laughed out loud!" THAT will be my favorite sentence for the next one month. Thank lord someone is of the same frequency. She said she could totally see me rolling my eyes while I typed "Please be more innovative, my friend." hahaha I heart my Meinu...

Sometimes you do not need to be truly funny, you just need someone to understand.

Alexandra Mcqueen

Paris Fashion Week said hello to some unearthly creatures about 2 weeks ago. Alexandra Mcqueen continues to be the master of outlandishness and keeps us in awe with his ever-surprising creations.

Sky-high heels. That was what triggered me to google who the hack designed those shoes. Voila! Alexandra Mcqueen, his 2010 Spring Summer collection of course . Initially I wanted to blog about how creative directors nowadays are secretly plotting a mass-killing of skinny models by letting them trip-tumble-die while wearing 12-inch heels. Later on, I was intrigued to find out the story behind such grotesquely-looking heels.


You see what I mean. They resemble odd-looking animals, don't they? The first thing that sprung to mind was "They look like giant moths and deadly sea-creatures that even dinosaurs have to greet 'Grandpa' ". Followed by "How the hell did they manage to walk on those?!" After watching the fashion show, the answer came naturally... 'awkwardly'. When you thought it's funny when models look identical with the same hair and stick figure, you will be more amused when models walked with the same degree of awkwardness when put on these mini stilts.






Ladies & gentlemen, I give you Plato's Atlantis, the link!

Though I personally will not want to trip-tumble-die on these heels, I must say I like the story behind this collection. He has vision, this man. He's Darwin of the 21st century, trying to teach us Evoluion.


I don't mind the past if it's filled with human beings trying to camouflage themselves like insects. And coiffure that resembles feelers. It was already the past anyway.

But please! Don't let his prophecy about the future becomes true. I don't want pale shimmery faces. I don't want my feelers to grow higher & bigger, becoming mini vertical spaceships. And very importantly, I don't want to be browless.. I need those things to attract the opposite species.

End of show.

By the way if you want sky high shoes, you can still get them at Nina Ricci's F/W 09 collection. Good luck stilt man! :)

Most frequently asked.

What are the questions that you get bombarded with all the time?

These are mine.
I could almost hear them being whispered into my ears now.


Are you seeing anyone now?
Why not?! You're Mikeller, you know?

Why are you not out on a Friday/ Saturday night?
You're Mikeller, you know?

Of course I know I'm Mikeller, but I just wonder what has these got to do with the name?

How's your job?

My job is fine, thanks for asking. By the way, my job is not a living thing so I doubt it could have any emotions.


Yawn... Don't bore me to tears & mucus. Nor make me fall asleep even before you could complete a third of your question. C'mon my friends, be more innovative :)

Shoot Me Four Part Two

I totally love this song. Though it's called Bitter Heart but I'm so filled with sweetness. The tune makes me wanna run around naked (well, I won't do that) and ride a carousel on the top of a small hill, with a huge cherry tree right beside, and my imaginary kitty named Puppie chilling on the branches with its tail hanging down. All this, taken by a polaroid camera, preferably fish-eye. ;)

Oh my gawd. For once, I felt like I have endless legs. I never thought this day would come *Tearing in gratefulness* There must be something wrong with heels, the shirt dress or the camera. Hah, if I could look tall everyday, I wouldn't mind to have something wrong with me.

I never thought this tee would look so good as a dress. Initially I was grumpy that it was too long and I always paired it with leggings. Wrong move. Show it off girls! Unless your legs are covered with ten scars, or are ten inches in circumference, then it's another story.

I have NO idea why I bought this pair of booties but the whole look turns out so well cause of them~ Boy am I glad that I am tanned, the color of the booties and my legs totally blend man. It's so bling that I don't know if I will ever wear it out. And, my necklace is not a rigid-looking piece because it's my studded belt so it's supposed to look stiff.

I don't know why I did this, but I did. Laugh, just don't let me hear you. Tell me nicely if you don't like it, if you must. Or maybe not 'cause I might hate you. Hahaha joking la.

The jumper is from Mango, and not something that I will wear often. What's up with me buying all the clothes that I THINK looks good and I KNOW will not wear a second time? Well, I know I'm not the only crazy one out there. Hmm about the head piece, it's random. Gracey & I tried so many times to make it look right. Suddenly I feel like an Arabian- a male one.

There are a handlful moments in our life that truly signifies the transition of adolescence to adulthood. You know when you know it.

The time you successfully whipped up an intricate meal is an example. The diarrhoea- inducing Bolognese pasta maybe revolting, but the mesh of meat with red sauce looked nothing less than success and pride.

Or the time you kissed a boy and was ecstatic you did not drown both parties with your own saliva. It's call gaining experience and progression.

Perhaps perfecting your stiletto-walking skill was one of your triumphant moments too. No longer do you have to rest every five steps. Nor do you have to fake picking up something when you slightly twisted your ankle and did a thirty degrees topple. Ah, that's how we learn about gracefulness, wasn't it?

Your first interview was considered too. I may not be the excellent candidate but I'm glad I did not give the same answer when the boss asked the guy beside me "What would you be if you were two animals?"..... He answered "Conjoined".

When you came down with cold & flu, you no longer moan until you get your glass of ginger lemon and honey concoction (sidetrack: I think whiskey, hot water & lemon works too. Ask the Irish.), you get your sick ass up from the bed and borrow the nearest Panadol Flu tablet available.

Yeah. Happy birthday to me!

Shoot Me Four

It was only the 4th photoshoot but it felt like it was the 30th.

The weatherman has been kind so far to grant us ample sunshine for every shoot. Too kind in fact, it was always bloody hot. It felt like we had a major sun-tanning session. This time, we had some issues trying to find a good venue. Ultimately, we landed ourselves at Singapore Old Saddler's Club, a secluded, inaccessible area but with good scenery I must say. We have to drive past the old railway and hop over some horses' poo.

It might seem like the perfect place, with luscious greens and no nosy on-lookers to stare. But there were no washrooms! I know the trunks are thick but I do not practise Bollywood. I couldn't possibly hide behind the trees to change, could I? And it wasn't as quiet as it seemed. Rider's Cafe and Mimolette apparently serves really great Sunday brunch and it was fullhouse. I could hear the rowdy crowd 10metres away. Nevertheless, I managed to get myself changed. ;)

This blazer from Zara is best for people like me. I hate reptiles! No matter it's the real creature or just their highly-priced skin, I can't stand it. It gives me the creep to have cold slithery skin against warm human skin. Lucky me I found this cotton version.

When I saw this tree, I was practically running towards it. I have never imagined that Singapore would have such picturesque scenery. This balding fella stood out among its luscious peers, towering alone silently at the top of the hill. You may not see it from the photoshopped pictures, but the sky was bloody blue that day.

I gave the next look a haunting look, I want it really pale. I'm so glad the Chictopians grasp my idea! It's frustrating sometimes when friends don't understand what I'm are driving at and give me unconstructive comments. Using this as an instance, I will faint if someone asks me "Why are the pictures so pale?" or "You shouldn't match denim with such soft top." Duh, that's exactly what I planned! One can't deem fashion by following the norm.

MichelleElainePC on August 26

the photos are sort of haunting, i like.

YekkY on August 23
So Marc Jacobs ad campaign...Love!

Cinnamon_Eve on August 23

i love the combat boots / romantic top contrast. You made it work!

I heart them for being in sync with my art direction!!

I can't afford it, so Im blogging it.

What's there not to like about Balmain? The collections have all that I love- padded shoulders, slim jackets, studs, faded jeans, harem pants, micro minis. Although his latest F/W '09 collection brings to mind his S/S '09 collection, I'm not complaining. Having sell out his US$1,500 jeans, I don't think Christophe Decarnin is complaining either. Being one of the most universally lauded collections of all seasons, you won't be surprise his creations have launched a million interpretations. Maybe the tie-dye jeans and studded bag you bought from Bugis Street are just some excellent examples.

Let us scream as we recall some of his most famous padded slim fit jackets and acid-washed jeans.

Argh, can someone buy me one? Just anyone!

Now, for his Fall Winter 09 collection. It' the epitome of class/ chic/ trashy sexiness/ andro aesthetic. Let's scream again.

Let's start with some studded slim jackets with harem pants. Aww the jackets are so flattering, best if you have small dropy shoulders. They'd cover your flaws and sharpen you up immediately! The harem pants are so fluid, it makes you wanna float... I especially love the last one with the long big slit in the centre. Sexy. I like how he tucked the pants into mid-calf military boots too.

Skinnies are my staple, not much to rave about but it's amazing that I can't get enough of studs and sequins too. Slap me with more please.

If you don't have killer legs or a hour-glass figure, do not try wearing these. I repeat, DO NOT try.

Here comes sleeved micro dresses to save the day! Concentrating on the shoulders might just be the clever yet simple method to divert attention from your flat hips/ thick waist.

Lily Allen pour Chanel

Lily, Lily. Should we love you or not?

This crazy party girl who has a tad of violence streak in her has all the reason to smile. Not only was she granted protection from the High Court (instead of the other way round), despite after throwing punches and water bottles at the paparazzi reporters, she was even handpicked by haute couture guru Karl Lagerfeld himself, to front the Fall/Winter advertising campaign for his next collection of Chanel handbags.

Although I do not envy her erratic behaviour, I am totally jealous of her collection of Chanel bags. They said her Chanels could compete with Victoria Beckham's number of Birkins. No wonder Karl Lagerfeld has to notice her too.

So what made the designer pick the Brit pop star? "She's fun," Lagerfeld told.

What? So easy?!

Okay maybe not. You need to have lots of talent. For instance, be a prancing drunkard, claim you have a third nipple and prove it, practise shot-put on paps reporters and last but not least, make good music.

Heard her latest album It's Not Me, It's You? It's dope. Her lyrics are hilarious, she's such a funny girl.

I can't say for sure if Lily Allen would be Chanel's first failed marketing campaign but they sure did a good job in making her look slim and pretty. So unlike her. But still, I like the pictures. :)

We Love Old Skool

I can't help but laugh when I look at my room. My favourite thing in the world became my own disaster. Yes you guessed it correct. That is my pile of clothes right there. Ah, such an appropriate noun.

In case you wonder why I like to pile clothes up instead of hang them, that is because my new trolley hanger collapsed. Yup, again. This is the third, with the shortest lifespan. I am a very poor girl who can't afford a decent wardrobe so I depend heavily on filmsy cupboard-on-rollers. Damn, too heavily. Yea, pun intended.

It has been 2 weeks and I still kept it this way. Haha I'm the ultimate bummer. I am so amazed by myself how I chose my daily wears. Tsk tsk.

We went hunting and had a pleasant surprise. We found a treasure cove. If you like Arab Street and Haji Lane, try Bussorah Street too. It's always nice when you have low expectation. Dickson was searching for this old old shop that sells authentic Nonya antique. You can find their famous beaded Nonya shoes, old jade, pretty china and even Cheongsam buttons. Not forgetting to mention the backpackers inn too. It's pretty cool, very laid back. So relaxing that an Angmoh feel asleep on the outdoor couch, with a book over his face. Looking at him and suddenly, Singapore doesn't seem to feel so hot anymore.

What truly fascinated me was its neighbour-- Children Little Museum. It's a old skool shop that sells, yup, old skool stuff. It used to be called another name but I can't recall now. Please grab a copy of JUICE magazine September issue when it's out, this little treasure will be featured. I know 'cause I know.

Here's some snippets!

Everything downstairs is for sale, including the baby blue scooter! On the second level, it is a mini museum. That's what the owner want to call it anyway (You gotta pay $2 to enter). Don't be surprised if you are entertained by a hyperactive and overly enthusiastic shop assistant. He's just too engrossed in his job, he's harmless. If not why would I be forced to wear a full set of Nonya garment without myself knowing, just because he was too fast and too friendly?

Awww, don't we all miss the colourful candies that look so tempting in the glass jars and will most probably rot all our teeth? And the packet-snacks that came together with stickers inside that turned out to be 'temporary tattoos'? Sounds like the ancient Kinder Bueno. Or you reminisce the days of Sepak Tekraw and Chad-teh? Oh my oh my, we are old, aren't we?

I tell myself that I need to own a gramophone someday! And that radial telephone! The grandfather clock too! And also the old Classic camera!

It was all stupid fun. May it be pretending to be a barber or drinker stall owner.

Haha I felt super young too, wearing my plain white tee, school girl skirt and sneakers. ;)

Cheers to bottled chrysanthenum tea!

Shoot Shoot Shoot II

I realize, if you've realized it too, pictures triumph over words in my recent blogs. It's time I should brush up my writing skills. My fingers simply felt numb, perhaps my head too. I think I prefer clicking mouses than exercising my fingers on the keyboard (at least for the past couple of weeks).

You know, on weekdays, you're too tired from work to even watch TV, let alone write a virtual essay. And on weekends, you overdosed yourself with late nights and afternoon naps that you could barely stay awake. So again, forget about stringing alphabets into sentences. Yawn.

Nevertheless, I must still upload the rest of the pic-chas for Shoot Me 3.

Let's start with Miss Samurai. Hmmm this outfit reminded me of Japanese kimono, hence the name. The top is a very unique piece I've gotten in Hong Kong, bought together with the white blazer with tulle in Shoot Me 2. Looking closely, it's not hard to see it's like a mesh of translucent checkers at the sleeves-area. The best part? The 2-in-1 sleeves! You can see that I wore it differently for each hand, one being higher than the other. The designer is brilliant. I like how the excess fabric drapes down the side.

I haven't worn this pair of red jeans for ages. I've forgotten how hot it looks. Hair accessories are so hot now, I think I need to start DIY-ing somemore soon.

I love this black top from ZARA. It's a size bigger but who cares! Yea I'm super into studs lately and I've been trying to find DIY shops along Arab Street that sell cool studs. No luck. Anyone has any idea where I can get it?? Yes I'm lazy to research. Can some kind soul drop me an obvious hint please?

I was so excited when I saw this green translucent lace stockings, so many images kept popping into my head. I've finally decided to wear it over my opaque white stockings. Didn't turn out bad at all...

Hope you guys love the Shoot Me series so far. Please say you do. If not, you can really shoot me.

Peace and Love, y'all.

It's tough to be me. I regard myself as an unexcitable individual who need to constantly seeking for new adventures. Everything seems to get boring after I've done it twice. Be it food, music, hobby or work-- I yawn at their monotonousness. That's why young Mikeller did not have an ambition when she was young, she had ambitions.

Luckily I found something fun to do last week. There was a photoshoot session with 3 freelance photographers and Dave brought me along. I was assistant of the day. I think Dave got the prettiest, a Thai model.

It was quite fascinating to have scantily-clad models posing in front of me. It's common to see them in magazines but it was kind of weird to see them real-life. Fun.

Movies, karaoke, shopping. What else to could we do in Singapore?

Shoot Shoot Shoot

Bang Bang Bang!

It's the third Shoot Me series. Yeah.

I'm posting only 3 at the moment, the rest are yet to be edited. These 3 looks are very vintage-centric, which are newly acquired at Night Festival last week. Mel and I almost went crazy at one of the stall, which belongs to 2 Malaysian designers. My god, their stuff are awesome! We were hovering around the stall like bees which found nectars. They had a whole range of military-inspired jackets that sent us begging for more. I am so going to cross the Causeway someday and hunt their lovely shop down. Hahaha shopping is fun!

Yes, they are the Malaysian designers' friends.

Yes, they were dressed to kill.

Yes, they are oh so cool.

Yes, if you ask me to walk along Orchard in these (though they are gorgeous clothes), I will find a big hole to hide.

Courtesy of Mel. She got her hands on this jacket first! Lucky girl! To me, military-inspired is Michael Jackson-inpsired. =)

I almost did not buy this initially. It's so... old. I will look like my mum. I can't imagine at all how I would look like to dress 30 years older. It's crazy! But the drapes are so gorgeous, they're calling out to me. The colour was mesmerizing too- a touch of beige, gold, peach and pink. The red pumps from Mango are devastatingly painful and devastatingly lovely.

Look at the details.... I'm speechless.

Thank you Meinu for wasting your hours to be my photographer and Lorraine for sponsoring the wonderful wonderful venue!

Beth Ditto

I'm so excited! I know my next entry will definitely be on Beth Ditto, and have been die-trying to recall which was the magazine that I first laid eyes on this plus-size singer. I found it, and something more!

When one has no extra cash to grab a hot chocolate and a hot seat in a much craved-for airport cafe, the best way to keep himself/ herself busy is to hide in a bookstore. Act busy, as if you are seriously contemplating which magazine to buy. Is Victoria Beckham with her fake boobs and fake tan more interesting or Britney Spears losing her underwear topping the gossip list more value for money? Hmmm tough choice.

While in Germany earlier this year, trying to keep myself warm and busy at the airport, that was exactly what I did. Even Kate Moss, Kate Hudson, Rihanna or Katie Holmes could not steal my attention from the naked red-head on LOVE Magazine's cover. She's huge- Fame wise I'm not sure, size wise, yes! I had no idea who she was, but whoa, that was one hell of a confident fat woman. To appear naked with all those love-handles nicely folded on your waist, arms, thighs, neck and everywhere else you call a body-part, is what I call courage. Sadly that was it. I left the country, with the store still buzzing with unwilling tourists, with the magazine still lying on the shelf, with me not knowing who that fat model was.

As I was flipping more glossies last month, I saw Karl Lagerfeld with his famous gloved-hands on the shoulder on this fat familiar-looking girl. It was Fendi O' party at Paris's VIP Room Theater. Celebrating fashion week, of course, what else do models, creative directors, socialites do? There she was, the fat woman! Haha okay okay, she's Beth Ditto, lead singer of punk indie band, The Gossip.

It's no secret Karl Lagerfeld has an eye for hot new musicians, and Ditto, an Arkansas native who's been spotted front row at several Paris shows, didn't disappoint. I love her music, I really do. Check out her music videos on youtube. I enjoy the way she worked her crowd, moving her huge body in those tiny clothes. She has attitude. It really doesn't matter if you are size 0 or 14, if you have confidence, you conquer.

Being Lagerfeld's muse has already gained her unimaginable popularity and respect. While famous creative designers indulged themselves among stick-thin models, Beth made herself a name among some.I was so surprised when I saw this.

There you have it! Marc Jacobs decided to put Beth on one of his design under his Special Collection. Those who are mocking her and calling Beth Porky, eat that!

I think some fans design The Gossip tees for them. If you like her, or the band too, check out their website. Meanwhile, enjoy my mixpod. =)

She says french connection. he says fcuk.

I didn't know!

Did you know that French Connection and FUCK are not exactly the same entity? I found out only as of today.

Yea sure these two terms are often used interchangeably but they kind of portray a different sense of style. It is obvious that FCUK literally stands for French Connection United Kingdom. Short and sharp. Don't call me ridiculous, but offices in Hong Kong are called FCHK. According to them, FCUK was originally used on faxes between offices in these countries to differentiate them. Then it was introduced across the company as a highly recognisable name and acronym to stand alongside the French Connection logo. A brand identity developed over the years, which is sexy, stylish and has attitude. Agreed.

If I'm not wrong, or smack me if I am, French Connection is more casual wear with a clean and classy touch. Whereas FCUK is more London high street fashion, say.. denim denim denim?

Whatever it is.. who could forget their simple advertising campaign in S/S '97? A controversial ad campaign featuring the simple line ‘fcuk fashion’ that hit the headlines. That is what I call attitude! You may not like it. You may be shocked or amused. No matter what, it got ya thinking. Witty! I am the proud owner of my very own "No Fcukin' Worries!" tee.

What's yours?

Samurai Femme Fatale

It was the special day of the year for my favourite girl. Happy birthday to my BFF aka my Meinu! You don't have to know why, but that's the nick we call each other ;p

A small party was held at Butter Factory for a mini celebration so we could all have an excuse to dress up and say Cheers! Good thing the birthday girl did not appear in her birthday suit if not the club would be flooded with drool. Instead, it was total black, which I thought was pretty classy. Sorry that you can't see it here but I'll try my best to describe. We were too eager opening the bottle of Macallan that we forgot to pose for some photo-whoring. How sad.

Her top was a normal black top if you look from the front or back but if you have the chance to stare at her sides, you can see that it's just laces. Which means that one shouldn't wear a bra with that. I didn't see any though.. hahaha so it's up to your guessing if it was really airy inside. Her bottom was a flair, black harem pants. Nice, my favourite. The all-black was accessoried with a black and gold chunky necklace and a pearl one. 

As for moi, I name myself Samurai Femme Fatale-- my black toga and white stockings with my new helmet hairstyle explain all. The black toga with metal embellishment at the top and wrist area, is my latest garment acquired from Zara during GSS. Yes, I went crazy for 2 hours. And that was enough to do a lot of damage. I don't mean to scream but I REALLY LOVE MY WHITE STOCKINGS! I have so much fun matching them. It sounds sick, but white stockings make me wanna run my hand across my legs all day long. Hahaha.

Kiss kiss!

Give Back

I have been lazing around at home quite often lately. My favourite past time is definitely watching Travel & Living. My mum insists that we don't subscribe too many channels... If not, why wouldn't I be glued to Fashion TV yea? But of course I love watching cuddly animals, unfamiliar cultures and magnificent landscapes in Animal Planet and Discovery Channel too. Honestly but sadly, the more I watch, the more loser I feel. 

You know, most of the times, these channels are trying to tell us a story. When you see the polar bears, we're not suppose to go "Awww how cute", but instead "Omg, they're dying because of global warming!". Or when they take a breath-taking view of the Amazon Forest and telling us how many hundreds and thousands of species call it their home, we're not suppose to scream "It's beautiful..", but instead again, we're suppose to feel remorseful that our nonsensical photocopying has caused extensive deforestation, which in turn costs many precious lives. Many of us seem to have forgotten that human lives are not the only lives in this world. 

Once I was watching a program about different food of different cultures. It featured the daily life of a fisherman's family in Vietnam-- how he catches his fishes-of-the-day and bringing them home so his daughter can cook Sour Fish for dinner. Such simplicity. However it struck me hard when the fisherman said as-a-matter-of-factly "I wish I can catch more fish today so I can earn more money." There, I was watching him. Watching his hard life for an entertainment because I was freakin' bored. Whereas on the other end, that was his livelihood, the only way to support his huge family. Perhaps he doesn't even has a clue that he is going to be watched by millions of 'richer' people, simply because he had not owned a television in his entire life.

Well, it's just my thought.

My apologies that this entry is rather solemn but it's important stuff. It concerns everyone and we all should do something. Anything, just something.

There are countless ways to save the Earth. Or if you found the word too strong, you could say 'make it a better place to live in'. I know the weather has been cranky these days, but it's precisely what we did that made things worse. 

It's a buffet, you overload your plate. 

You're full, you throw away the food. 

You're tired, you go to bed with the lights on.

It's hot, you blast the aircon. 

You feel damn good inside but the heat generated by that rattling machine is making the exterior hotter than ever. It's always a vicious cycle. The next time you ask why the sun is working so hard that day, think about what you did/ used yesterday. 

I'm no saint but I did my part by not using air-conditioning at night. Haha, I think my family is one of the rare few nowadays. I re-use papers for rough work. I don't click 'print' unnecessarily. I off the tap while applying shampoo. I'm glad I'm still doing them. =)

There's been loads more awareness created nowadays. Even if you are not the kind who does volunteer work, you can start perhaps by purchasing products for a cause?

• La Mer has embarked a charity drive to raise funds for Oceana, the global organisation for protecting the ocean (Ocean day is 8 June). You spoil the ocean, you lose your miracle broth! If you can some spare cash, head to Tangs Orchard and get yourself a limited edition 250ml Creme de La Mer. Proceeds will of course be used to fund the initiative. You don't have to volunteer to clean up the shore, just buy this miracle broth to pamper yourself.

• Heard of Voluntourism? The name says all. Is a win-win situation for traveller and the community being visited. Isn't it a beautiful idea to contribute back to the country that you are benefiting from? Visit VolunTourism.org for more. You can give back in terms of arts, culture, geography, heritage, natural environment etc. Angelina Jolie is doing it, so can you. 

• Now you can fly for good-- literally. Flyforgood.com is an online booking site that allows volunteers to enjoy up to 50% discount for airlines that support humanitarian volunteers. To qualify, just provide the name of the organisation and prove the affiliation upon check-in.

• Open your eyes, there are many beauty products that use only natural ingredients with no artificial chemicals. It's a way to be environment-friendly too.

Before I start a new entry, I really would like to thank all my dear friends who gave me kind complements for the Shoot Me series so far (*winks, Gracey!). Really appreciate every single encouragement. Yeah I think it will motivate us to do more shoots of higher quality. Hahaha I really do hope! Even a quick question of asking where I bought my stuff from, speaks a thousand words. =)

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Hennes & Mauritz AB. 

You must remember these names, cause you might be wearing their stuff.

H&M- that's what it is, the giant Swedish fashion retailer we all adore. Most of us are guilty of flying to The States, to Hong Kong, to Japan and any other countries that allow us to step into those shops with that striking red label. Aren't we? On top of really affordable and trendy pieces offered, another reason why I love H&M are the collaborations it has with all the top fashion designers. Yes, I really mean world re-known designers who send Hollywood stars strutting down the red carpet in their creations. H&M has previously collaborated with both pop icons and designers including Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Stella McCartney, Karl Lagerfeld, Roberto Cavalli and Viktor & Rolf. Ooh La La...

Just few months ago, H&M collaborated with Matthew Williamson for some really sexy, flowy, dresses that are to die-for in the Summer/ Spring collections. He's a British designer, known for his extraordinary use of colour. It's really through Matthew Williamson that I started liking dresses with bold colours and prints. I used to think they're too loud to be worn in Singapore. It's all about colours, colours and more colours.

I still enjoy looking at models in maxi-dresses even though I do not own one. I think I'm too mini for a maxi. Haha. Well, perhaps someday I will. 

Something different. Metallic pink power suit, anyone?

Now, the newest on the list is Jimmy Choo! Yeah one of the favorite pump labels of Carrie in "Sex & the City". It will be launching the collection in 200 H&M stores on Nov. 14, including covetable shoes and bags as well as a women's clothing line to match them. Hey boys, no worries, there are treats for you too. Jimmy Choo will also provide a men's collection of shoes, bags and accessories. Fantastic!

Is true. I can't wait.

-Shoot Me Too-

Part 2! Action!

The centre piece of this ensemble is no doubt my blazer. I got it during the last trip to Hong Kong. Not cheap, cause it's from the Tsim Tsa Tsui area and is by a local designer. I'm not sure if the designer is well-known, but at least I know it's the one and only piece in our sunny island! 

It's not the typical blazer we see but that's exactly why I know I have to own it. The material is very light, so no worries that it will be soaked with stinky perspiration. Secondly, the intricate details are so awesome. You can kinda see it in the last picture. Lastly, I am so in love with the tull at the tail end! haha I feel like a magician! 

Say hi to gold tights too!

See the details on the fabric? And the tull ! =)

Other than the red dress in my last entry. These 2 outfits have got to be my favourite. Currently I'm obsessed with jumpers! They may be the most bathroom-unfriendly clothes, but it's perfectly fine not to run to the washroom just as long as I can wear them. Hahaha.

I'm not very definitive about the colour but I think it slants more to shade of Champagne. Despite it's satin, the jumper actually looks so funky! It's from a Korean brand Happy Atomic (The owner said so). I checked out their website but seems to be under construction. You can pop by once in awhile, perhaps you can get yourself a good deal when new stocks are in.

I think it's pretty clear that I'm going for a little Bohemian style for this (I hope you can at least tell! '>.< ). Luckily I spotted my pearl headband sitting quietly in the wardrobe, if not I would never have dreamt of this look. Hee and coincidentally I bought myself a pearl bracelet in H&M, Hong Kong too. Just nice! 

And that rope-swing... so nostalgic. It was good fun. It wasn't that easy trying to balance on a single rope while trying to look all natural and pretty at the same time. But the silliest part was that I had shapes of the pearls embedded on my forehead after I remove them.

Jump jump jumper.

The following piece is not as casual as the previous one. So I decided to glam it up with all the bling blings- the studded belt, the gold chain, the hat.. It's actually really long and 'cause of that, I almost didn't buy it due to no-trying. I love the drawstring at the bottom! That's also the part I hate because I can't alter its length! Good thing for my magical belt. Magic! And now it looks like it's made for my height haha.

I didn't mean to keep screaming about my hat... But I really love my new hat!!!

-Shoot Me Too-

Opps we did it again.

It was freakin' hot that Saturday afternoon. Everytime I stared into the blinding sun, my inner voice would grumble and demand an explanation why was I doing what I was doing. Yea, why? I really have no bloody idea. We aren't doing it for money, nor was it for fame. Definitely not for selling the clothes. I love my clothes.

Thank you Gracey, for being crazy together with me. Sorry for all the mozzie bites too. I'll invest in some mobiko and bring along the next time we lose our sanity again.

Perhaps, maybe just perhaps, it was all because of these...

Bright rouge lipstick. I've been dying to wear one. Absolutely not down Orchard Road! That's the saddest part, really. We still aren't daring enough when it comes to fashion. As least I admit I'm not. Piece of shit. Why can't I just have the courage to paint my lips sexy red??

This has got to be my favourite picture. I love my new H&M hat ( I call it my Charlie Chaplin Hat). I love my oversized red dress from GASP, Melbourne. I love my messy, entangled hair extensions. I love the military-inspired boots I borrowed from Charlene (Thanks babe!). And I love my I-don't-give-a-damn pose.

Oh man, if only the sky is always this blue.

This outfit was styled around my heels. Yes, my very tiny, purple suede Nine West heels that I bought at 20% discount and found it to be 50% off after another six months. How lucky. It is no doubt a pair of killer heels. Killer as in it-killed-my-feet killer. I could hardly walk in it! That's why I only wore it out once. I need to utilise it more often, so voila! I think it goes pretty well with my purple floral dress. It's not my typical style, but it's so adorable. =)

Gracey clipped the green bow hairpin on 'cause I die die wanna use it. I thought it gave a very delicate yet impactful touch.

There's more.

Please please stay tune if you love the clothes, the heels, the blue sky and green grass. Even if you don't love us.

Till then.

Heels Heels Heels

Heels Heels Heels

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I  a m  v e r y  i n  l o v e  w i t h Eve. 

Why are all the lovely shops closing? There goes Baylene, then Swirl, now Eve. You may not have heard of Eve, but I really adore some of their shoes! They bring in some of the top British shoe designers you can't imagine. Doesn't ring a bell to names like Georgina Goodman, Rupert Sanderson, Hetty Rose, Finsk? Here's more juicy bits.

Not only are the heels designed to have you going oohing & aahing, but very importantly, they're handmade! Just like Salvatore Ferragamo, Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik, they don't come cheap. But the splendid news is... they're on clearance sale up to 80% !! This is freaking good news if you are a shoe fanatic who don't mind paying SGD200-300 for your heeled treasures. Yeah your math is correct, their usual price ranges from SGD800 to SGD 1300. Ouch. 

They are like architectures worn on the feet. 

Georgina Goodman

Her talent and dedication caught the eye of Manolo Blahnik, who has heralded Goodman as ‘the future of footwear’. The most recent feather in her cap was the springtime launch of her flagship boutique on London’s Bond Street, placing Goodman toe to toe with brands such as Alexander McQueen. No wonder her celebrity clients include Sienna Miller, Mischa Barton and Thandie Newton. Her creations are definitely no strangers to the red carpet.

This pair has got to be my favourite. Anyone volunteer to get it for me?? Fuschia =)

Rupert Sanderson

So funky!

I swear I can wear Oxfords every single day.

Hee, this is very me ya?

Finsk

Finn Julia Lundsten has been hailed the Eames of footwear. Manolo Blahnik himself has too, described her work as ‘exquisite, divine and perfect’.

Hetty Rose

Aren't they cute? These materials are primarily vintage Japanese kimono fabrics: relics of a disappearing world, saturated in significance and hidden meaning. Since they're made from printed fabrics, so be sure there are no 2 pairs to be identical.

Reconfessions of a shopaholic

Yet another trip to Hong Kong. I thought I've passed the phase of shopping in that tiny island again. Boy I was wrong. Busted my budget, as usual. Like I always say, there's no such thing as window shopping in Mikeller's dictionary. I'd rather run around the thread mill for 7 hours than window shop for 7 mins. 

I think Gracey is traumatized by me. Haha don't be, it's fun, isn't it? You like it, you buy it! I wasn't cajoling you to buy everything... just things you fancy.. =p

If it's not because I got myself some real good deals, I'll totally hate this trip. A tourist's nightmare is to see rain. Everywhere I went, it rained! First it was Germany and Taiwan, now Hong Kong. It dampened my mood totally, I didn't even feel like dressing up. I can't believe I wore my crappy slippers for 5 days in a row.

I look like a nerdy tourist who's very very very satisfied with her bulky translation-aid. I don't know why I'm voluntarily wanna post this ugly picture up, but.. shrugs.

My new black rim glasses. I love looking stupid.

I looked better only on the very last day. My new pants is totally awesome! It looks like leggings yet it feels as comfy as your everyday cotton track pants. I can totally wear it to substitute my leggings, when I hit the gym or yoga, and when my PJ is still in the washing machine. And I love my new H&M top! It's stretchable, meaning I can still breathe after consuming a whole cow.

I am so excited. Really excited! I bought everything on my wish-list which I wrote before the trip started-- studded belts, colorful leggings, fedora hat that can also substitute for a charlie-chaplin hat (that's what I call it), suspenders, jumpers. Wheeee look out for the next Shoot Me photos! I have already figured out the new looks on the flight home. =)

Shoot Two.

We meet, we shoot, we edit, we post.

Grace, Shiwei & moi finally met together for the first time. They're the photographers and thank god I'm the stylist. Hah no choice, the clothes are mine. Maybe it'll be their turn soon, after I am sick of rampaging through my closet. Sorry if some of the pictures require parental-guidance because they look horrific. Okay sometimes I feel fake posing too. I'm an amateur! =p

This is Shiwei's favourite-du-jour. Honestly who can resist the purple top? Really. I fell in love with this piece even before trying. I know I have to own it. Like I've said umpteen times, I'm obsess with laces now. The top is suppose to look so punk, no matter the cutting or the colour. Yet the lace gave it an edgier look even though laces are suppose to be feminine. My goodness, you see something like this, you gotta grab!

I matched this with my current favourite green shoes 'cause I want them to clash. Purple vs green, stripes vs checkers. I think they work out just fine, I'm thrilled with the combination. You know what, I was trying to tag my clothes in Chictopia, and amazing, Charles and Keith appeared within their database. Wow.

And the buttons are awfully cute.

This is my favourite! I love the hat, the lace top, the drop-crotch pants and the heels. Luvit Luvit Luvit!

Bought the lace overlay top from Supre in Melbourne. It's so useful, I can wear with almost anything underneath. I'm sure most of us have a pair of drop-crotch pants hiding somewhere in our closet, whether you admit or not haha. They're so big now! Very importantly, they're so comfy and looks great.

Thanks Gracey for stealing her Bro's fedora to beautify my crown. I think wearing hats with bangs are pretty cute. Wear it high up too, no one covers half the face anymore, unless you are Michael Jackson.

Last but not the least. I have no idea what makes me wanna combine a brown velvet cape, with flower-print satin dress, overknees and a pair of oxford. I was saying I'm crazy about over-knees, maybe I just wanna do something with it. Hahaha. The two girls kept complaining that the look doesn't seem right, especially satin & velvet. I think it's alright yea? We have to squeeze our creative juices and be abnormal once in a while...

She is so pretty, I can't help but drool... too. SO HOT! 

I realize Thais are so damn drop dead gorgeous! I used to think mix are the ultimate, they beat pure Caucasians, pure Asians, pure Indians, pure everything hands down. But now I eat back my words. Thais are exceptions.

If I'm not wrong, her name is Tob Tob Chunsri. It's okay to have a weird name, as long as you have the face. Or the figure. 

This is an advert for Bangkok Street Hunter. From the name you know. Yeah, it's about Bangkok streets' happenings. No worries, it's in English and with quite alot of cool stuff. If you are into Thai, check it out now.

HOT!

HOT!

HOT!

Dolce Gabbana

This duo has been really busy lately, and productive. They've just launched their first cosmetics collection, The Make Up, and have ads appearing in all top fashion magazines. The inspiration is the modern Marilyn and the essence of the Dolce&Gabbana woman, glamorous and sensual, always with a confident and provocative edge. The new face is no other than Scarlett Johansson. 

Marilyn Monroe and Scarlett Johansson, Marilyn and Scarlett... 

I think it's perfect. Johansson exudes an unique sensuality just by doing nothing. She channels our forever-sex-goddess, Marilyn, effortlessly in her version of seductive poses. She has the ultra-luscious lips, the seductive eyes, the bombshell figure and the greatest personality. What does she not has?

D&G owner Stefano Gabbana said, “Scarlett is sure of herself.  She’s a beautiful girl, but she’s really easy going.  She is very Dolce & Gabbana.”

Other than expanding their fashion empire, Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce will be conquering Hollywood soon. Haha maybe. You maybe skeptical about their latest venture but you can't help but want to catch this upcoming musical motion picture, Nine. Not only is it directed by Rob Marshall of Memoirs of a Geisha and Chicago, D&G will be starring alongside Oscar-worthy cast like Marion-Cotillard, Judi Dench, Nicole Kidman, Daniel Day-Lewis and Penelope Cruz. Oh my, all the big names. Nine will hit the big screens in November 2009! Be prepared!

Sad to say, but two of the bigger names in Singapore fashion are taking a break. Okay, we will still have the Swirl Girls because they're just closing their Stamford House retail shop but still retaining their online blog. So no tears. Although I am not exactly a fan of their clothes but I simply adore their store design, vintage furnitures and marketing posters/pictures. Just feel like brewing a whole new kettle of nice English tea, grab one of the comfy vintage sofa and slack my day away...

Swirl is currently having their clearance sale but I heard from Gracey that most good stuff are gone. Those who still have no idea, go visit them soon! Skip lunch or sneak out for some afternoon tea, whatever excuse you can think of. 

Here are some treasures that I simply wish I could get my hands on. 

Sewing machine and vintage together? Come on, get out of here! It's so cute. Though it's not functioning but it'll look just as good sitting right below that window at home.

Haha this is the chair that I will stick my ass on while sipping my Darjeeling.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them of?

Haha, of course I'm not gonna ask myself that. But seriously, every girl should have a mirror this big. Or I should change to MUST have. How else are we going to have a good look at all our new buys. We shop for a reason ya? To know we look good.

Putting quirky furnitures aside, fabrics are what I intended to buy. I wanna try sewing some pieces myself. Hahaha why not? Maybe I'm good at it? You guys shall see...

Polkies and laces! =)

If I'm not wrong, Baylene is closing because she wants to focus on her family. Very sad to lose her in the fashion scene, but I think it's a very worthwhile sacrifice.